Pothead quotes

Pothead quotes

Comedians Pothead quotes

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

  You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair.

I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening – or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-mid-afternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. But never at dusk!

Is it common for people to become a pothead at 40? Asking for myself.

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I’ve grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.

I do have a plan for the country [the USA]. It needs education. And there should be drug education – only people should be taught how to smoke pot, because even potheads don’t know how to smoke pot. I’ve evolved into not only an activist, but an educator. I want to show people how, when, and why they should smoke pot.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit … unnatural?

Politicians Pothead quotes

Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere.

Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.

I really liked Deadheads and the whole Dead concert scene: the tailgating, the tie-dye uniforms, the camaraderie it was like NASCAR for potheads.

I smoked pot in college, and in the Army.

Casual drug users should be taken out and shot.

I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.

When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.

By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.

That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.

Authors Pothead quotes

I was a big pothead for a short period. That was what ticked me off that I shouldn’t go near hard drugs, actually, because I would consume the stuff as if it was going out of style and it rapidly occurred to me that if I ever tried a hard drug, the same thing would happen, so I never did.

Of course I know how to roll a joint.

I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry. It would be wonderful for the state of Maine. There’s some pretty good homegrown dope. I’m sure it would be even better if you could grow it with fertilizers and have greenhouses.

Hashish will be, indeed, for the impressions and familiar thoughts of the man, a mirror which magnifies, yet no more than a mirror.

I have used cannabis all over the world.

One’s condition on marijuana is always existential. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one. One feels one’s being, one becomes aware of the enormous apparatus of nothingness — the hum of a hi-fi set, the emptiness of a pointless interruption, one becomes aware of the war between each of us, how the nothingness in each of us seeks to attack the being of others, how our being in turn is attacked by the nothingness in others.

Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.

Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.

Musicians Pothead quotes

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

The Doors really were a band of potheads.

Myself, I’m a pothead. It’s no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else.

I wake up early in the morning and it feels so good. Smoking on some shit that you wish you could.

Remember they used to be like who is this? Now I’m up in this bitch. Smoking weed out in London. They bringing me fish and chips.

Actors Pothead quotes

We smoked a lot of weed together [with Seth Rogen and Jason Segel]. Lonely potheads will literally spend every day with each other until they get a girlfriend. That’s essentially what happened.

I’m not a great pothead or anything like that… but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.

The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we’d rather you did this with us.

Athletes

I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old, and despite the successes I have had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner that people have come to expect from me.

I don’t really care who’s doing drugs in the NBA as long as the scene isn’t adversely affecting my team and teammates. I’ve known enough drug users–going as far back as grade school and the streets of New York–not to view them as pariahs or lost souls. I’ve certainly smoked more than my quota of weed.

For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It’s a new day and age, this is, uh, the year…fuck year is it? I don’t know, because I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don’t do.

Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.

I have used, you know, marijuana … since I’ve been in the league … But as far as abusing it and, you know, letting it take control over me, I don’t do that, no … hopefully … I won’t get into any trouble by the NFL by saying that, you know. I have had fun throughout my years and, you know, predominantly in the offseason.

Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I — why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel.