How to Pass a Drug Test in 24 Hours Or Less
How to
pass a drug test in 24 hours or less. This information is for entertainment purposes only. It’s information provided “AS IS” for entertainment purposes only. It’s for those who want to take a drug test at home for fun, like a home hobby, beat a drug test challenge alone or with your friends. We do not want anyone to do anything against their local laws.
Short on Time
If you’re short on time to pass a drug test, you’ll want to drink at least 8 large glasses of water during the 6-8 hours before you take the urine test. THC is not water soluble, and the more water you drink just before submitting your urine sample, the more diluted your urine will become. The more diluted your pee, the more “clean” it will be. It’s most important to drink most of your water 2 hours before you pee. You want your bladder filled with water 120 minutes before giving your sample. The idea here is to dilute the concentration of drugs in your urine sample as much as possible so that anything being tested for is below the threshold of detection.
Least Risky Way to Pass a Urine Test
The most reliable and least risky way to pass a urine test is to use someone else’s pee that you know and trust to be clean. They should be the same gender and approximately the same age. If they cannot provide you a clean sample the same day, you’ll want to refrigerate the sample over night but warm it up to body temperature before submitting it for testing.
Drug Administrators Don’t Watch You Pee Very Closely, They Listen
Usually you won’t be watched very closely when actually peeing into the cup. But the person administering the test will listen carefully. So you’ll actually want to pee in the cup at the urinal or toilet. Since you drank so much water, your pee should be too much to just fill the cup, so there should be noise filling the cup first, then noise peeing into the toilet or urinal. You should practice peeing into the cup, then find the loaded place to pee into the urinal or toilet. You’ll want this extra noise to cover up dumping your sample out and filling it up with your clean sample. It’s takes about 4-10 tries to get really good at this. So practice makes perfect.
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Prepare for your urine test
Prepare for your urine test by not eating high fat foods. THC loves to store itself in fat. Try to eat very little and only vegetables high in fibre to help cleans your system of any drugs.
Burn Fat and Sweat in The Sauna To Help Beat a Drug Test
How to pass a drug test in 24 hours. You should burn as much fat as possible. Exercise and sweat as much as you can as zoo as you find out you have a test coming up. It might want to find a gym with a sauna. Avoid the steam room as you’ll sweat more drugs out in the sauna. Bring frozen water bottles with you as water tends to get too hot to drink while in the sauna. Of course, safety first. Don’t kill yourself by over excessing of passing out in the steam room. And don’t smoke any
wacky tobacco before you test, it’s just common sense but you wouldn’t believe how many chronic potheads don’t follow this advice.
Seriously Need to Pass a Drug Test in 24 Hours
If you’re seriously need to pass a drug test in 24 hours, you must do everything you can to help your situation. You may want to purchase a detox drink. If you don’t have enough time to do that because you can’t wait for shipping or you don’t live near a store that sell them, you may have to drink something awful. rumour has it that if you drink one cup of vinegar with 4 processed
cheese slices, it can screw with the urine test making it come up inconclusive. I also heard it best to drink cranberry juice to help your kidneys deal with the vinegar. We do not suggest you do this, we just wanted to share some rumours.
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i would like to add to How to Pass a Drug Test , this i heard from a friend that was doing weekends in jail and working during the the week, but partying most of the time right to last minute sometimes ,when he turn him self in Friday night they would ask him for a urine sample before he arrived at the jail he had soaked two fingers in chlorine and let it dry then pee on his fingers
for the test he was never caught